Jake and Dave Yapp‘s Audio Freqs

Many Happy AF - Side B

And really, the Birthday party is in full swing, by which I mean I've been sick and burst into tears and had to come upstairs with my yellow towel. 

Jake and Dave take a birthday trip through some of the least celebratory birthday songs ever written. 

Hope it's your birthday! Hope this doesn't wreck it!

xxx

Many Happy AF - Side A

In which I spectacularly fail to mark the half century of one of the most important people in my life. But HI HO I BRING JOLLY CHAOS, and I'm going to pretend to myself that counts for something. 

Enjoy xxx

 

Smashed AF - Side B

Hello. Here is a new version of this accursed episode, without weird silences with nothing but heavy breathing, music interruptions, and Two Ronnies-style displaced repartee. FFS. I am so sorry. 

Still and all. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAVE. He is fifty today. That's ridiculous. I'm so proud to be his cousin. He's a truly amazing man. And, you know what? He always was. And making these podcasts with him, aside from horrific technical nightmares that require a fairly forensic restoration of each verbal exchange, is such a complete joy. We used to make tapes, on a battered old cassette recorder. And now we make these. And I love it. And I love him. OK.

Apologies for the delay. Making these things remotely is MUCH HARDER THAN YOU COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE, particularly when your son touches your laptop in a Special Place, forcing you to reinstall windows in the hour prior to recording, and then you forget to install the audio drivers for the sound interface, so it records off the laptop mic, and then it stops midway, and and and and and OK I WANT MY STUDIO BACK.

I'm just saying. Don't make me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry. Because I go all quiet and a bit withdrawn and then I weep softly. But I AM more likely to deal with the dishwasher.

Smashed AF - Side A

It's not easy, being green. Or angry. Today's episode, brought to you in sparkling holiday-grade audio (actually, Davey sounds fine, but I sound awful. I just mean editorially) is all about everyone's favourite anger-management epic failure. Enjoy! 

Rollin’ AF- Side B

In which I present this week's episode late and of an inferior quality. In rock and roll terms, I guess this is bang on, but I am neither rocker nor roller, and therefore I believe I have acted fraudulently. I sincerely apologise. 

Rollin’ AF - Side A

ROCK? What even IS THAT? Roll, baby, that's where it's at. So come and jump, jive, boogie and bop and etc etc with Jake and Dave etc etc. Because there's nothing so rock 'n' roll as two middle-aged straight white guys posturing. Well, it worked for the Stones. And they ROLLED. They didn't ROCK. 

Cribbins AF

A late podcast, celebrating the late Bernard Cribbins. What a man. I realise I have left off my own homages to Bernard Cribbins and this episode is so late already. Can I just give you the links instead? Here are the links: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFRdzFjnUiE and https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p08b78mt THANK YOU for your KIND UNDERSTANDING xxx

WOMADAF - Side B

Continuing our celebrationnnnuhhh of worlduhhhh musicsssss. In this episode! Swedish Loch Ness Monsters!  French-speaking problematic actors! And James Bond, played at Boss Level!

If you fancy coming to our fun live festival, hop over to www.ko-fi.com/audiofreqs to find out how you can come along to our goodtimes party! xxx

WOMADAF - Side A

AYIA?

Are You Into Acronyms?

DYLT?

Do You Love Them?

Fairly Unusual Compressed Kinds? Well, play the damn podcast and we'll uncompress together. If that even makes sense. Also, we have some exciting news for people with moderate social anxiety! xxx

N**F**K AF

**FOLK TRIGGER WARNING**

Time to stick a finger in an ear, ideally your own, and warble out some stuff about comely maidens fair with sentence construction haphazard. Davey's been checking out the broads.